Let’s get right into it, shall we? I had a terrible time in Prague. I suffered a breakup, which drove me to lie in bed watching Netflix, instead of exploring the Czech capital. I regret my inability to get off my ass, but tough times call for New Girl re-runs. As it turns out, I almost didn’t incorporate Prague into my blog at all. I figured I had nothing to offer my readers, I took very few photos, and I held a bitter taste in my mouth reminiscing on my time spent there. And yet, here we are. And here is an unhelpful travel guide to Prague.
You’re welcome.
Language
Czech, didn’t even need to google that.
How to get around
I only left my Air Bnb once. Other than walking to the closest grocery store. When I did leave the house, I found the closet vintage tram heading in the direction towards town. The system is pretty easy to navigate. I have no idea how to obtain a tram card, or how much it costs. I just got on, which is probably illegal.
Where to stay
I stayed in an Air Bnb. It was absolutely fantastic and where I spent most of my time while in Prague. Hence this terrible guide…
Where to eat
I didn’t eat out once while in Prague. I did, however, buy every packet of microwavable ramen on the shelves at the only grocery store I found in my ‘neighborhood’. And some pretty cheap bottles of wine.
What to do
There are plenty of things to do in Prague according to the internet. Personally, I walked around for about forty minutes before I had to find a cafe and escape the bitter cold. And before having my next mental breakdown in public. I saw that castle everyone loves, from a distance. I saw the Dancing House from a bus window as we arrived into town on our first day. I purchased a neutral toned, basic sweater at H&M. And I found the John Lennon wall {which was actually pretty neat}. If all of these things sound like a grand ol’ time, by all means follow my lead here.
Overall, I don’t have much to say about Prague. Which is a super bummer. You can read all about what I learned in Prague here. Another random, unhelpful post. I hope you can all appreciate the sarcasm and dry humor in this post. Let’s not take things too seriously, eh?
Again, you’re welcome.